To assist you in exercising your God-given (literally) right to good liturgy, I'm offering my guide to liturgical fouls. I urge you to use this empowerment of the laity (and cranky visiting clergy) wisely and with discretion. I'll soon make the penalty flags available on my website for a mere $49.99.
|Illegal Procession (out of order)|
Deacon on Wrong Side of Celebrant
Unseemly use of Liturgical Dance (resembling Chicken Dance)
Happy Clappy Worship
Sermon Over 15 Minutes Overly Enthusiastic Peace
Illegal Use of the Orans Position