To assist you in exercising your God-given (literally) right to good liturgy, I'm offering my guide to liturgical fouls. I urge you to use this empowerment of the laity (and cranky visiting clergy) wisely and with discretion. I'll soon make the penalty flags available on my website for a mere $49.99.
|Illegal Procession (out of order)
Deacon on Wrong Side of Celebrant
Unseemly use of Liturgical Dance (resembling Chicken Dance)
Happy Clappy Worship
Sermon Over 15 Minutes Overly Enthusiastic Peace
Illegal Use of the Orans Position