As everyone knows, we celebrate the arrival of the Magi to the manger on January 6th, the Feast of
Don’t get me started on the way we jumble the story at pageants (the shepherds and wise men never meet!). But I sure won’t be the one to tell the pageant director (and the parents) that there won’t be any frankincense this year.
The reality is that, according to Scripture, the Magi arrived today. Perhaps by now Jesus is sleeping through the night (let’s face it, that first night might have been holy but, as any parent knows, there was surely nothing “silent” about it).
Anyway, this got me wondering about what kept the three kings from making an on-time arrival. I scoured many sources at the Vatican library and came up with the following possibilities:
1. Balthazar took forever doing his hair while Caspar and Melchior sat on their camels and stewed.
2. The holiday traffic on the way into Bethlehem was dreadful.
3. Four words: goats in the road.
4. The Star of Bethlehem (the original GPS) kept saying “recalculating” and they found themselves in a sketchy part of town.
5. Caspar drank way too much water at the first oasis which meant an extra long stop at the Molly Pitcher rest stop.
6. Untying fancy sandals to go through the TSA checkpoint took a long time. Retying them took forever.
8. Stopping at the Holiday Inn slowed them down because, in a precursor to today’s “War on Christmas,” Balthazar kept insisting the name should be changed to “Christmas Inn.”
9. “I told you that stop at Herod’s house was a waste of time.”
10. They took a vote and decided to take their sweet time getting to the manger so they would have a day all to themselves on the Church calendar.
Have a blessed Epiphany everyone!